hold space for our holiday gift list to wear for your next lookalike contest
this list contains almost everything but monopoly money
As governments continue to collapse and the polarized and hyper-violent political climate continues to leave a gnarly taste of sewage water (without fluoride) in our mouths, we thought a holiday gift guide supporting small and emerging artists, designers, and brands might be a wholesome and merry way to spread gemütlich. Lately, we’ve been holding space for these creatives along with the Wicked press tour and, of course, Sabrina Carpenter’s horny holiday nonsense Netflix special. Instead of advocating for raw milk to be federalized, we hope this gift guide replaces those woo-woo pseudo-science trends in the depths of your hearts and perfects your fit for attending your next IRL assassin and or celebrity lookalike contest.
holiday picks from Sara and Maria:
K, love U, Mean It, BYE !!!!!